Things we have learned about Tyler so far:
1. Frisbee. He kinda blows at it now, but he apparently started a frisbee club at his high school.
2. Prom King: WTF?
3. Excessive extracurricular activities: jazz band, speech and debate, mock trial. God, what a nerd
4. Juggling: As I write this, Tyler is juggling limes in his parent's kitchen.
5. Surfing. AHAHAHA, Tyler in a wet suit,
6. Dating Christian girls: He once dated a girl that went to Biola, as in Bible Institute of Los Angeles.
We're pretty sure that drinking took the place of all of these hobbies. Why shouldn't it? What else will this tour reveal about our mysterious singer/guitarist?
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okay.
i think i'm done.
surprisingly, i'm not surprised by any of these.
except juggling. didn't see that one coming.
1. i too carry the burden of prom court shame: queen.
2. no model un? loser.
-a
the sunday scramble -> the thursday throwdown
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