the opposite of drank

http://www.drinkfour.com/#

it's called FOUR LOKO.

24 ounces, 11% ABV. this shit is not fucking around, and comes in orange, fruit punch and grape flavors.

of course, i bought three cans for scientific purposes. we shall see what happens this weekend. my prediction? us, shirtless, punching the air alone in our living room.

oh, sparks, we miss you. and now we stoop to such lows for the same fix...